Droppy Boobs

My niece and nephew are very entertaining little creatures. At times, you never know which one is going to come up with the more clever saying to just make you laugh hysterically. On Saturday, it was pretty much a toss up who would win.

My sister called to tell me the funny story. They were watching Dog Eat Dog on the Game show network. Because they have dish I couldn't watch it until three hours later but I swore I would watch just to see what the kids were talking about. When Anthony was around 5ish...we would watch Maury Povich with my dad...my dad hates talk shows. He will only watch Montell and only if Sylvia Brown isn't on and he will make an exception and watch Maury Povich if it's a show about is it a girl or a guy...those are great. If he says a girl and it's a guy he says...son of a bitch that's a man?? You would have to know my dad to truly appreciate that statement. Anyway...one day we were watching one of these shows and Anthony said how do you know if it's a girl or a boy? Well I then taught him how to spot fake boobies! I told him that if they were really really round like a coconut and they didn't really move...they were fake. The kid has never forgotten that talk. One time in the mall he grabbed my hand and said look tia, she has coconut boobies!! So it's always been a joke around our house or our code for when we see a nice set of purchased boobs. (Yes I realize I could have taught the kid something else, but I was going for life skills here people).

Back to Saturday. On the show, there was a girl who had some huge boobs. Then came a commercial where a girl was running across the beach and her boobs didn't move AT ALL. I watched it three hours later and he did a good job of spotting the coconuts. His dad was cracking all kinds of jokes I guess and Anthony and his friend were laughing really hard. Then my sister said that with the straightest face as though he was answering a question in school Anthony said, "You know when they are really round like that and they don't move, they are called coconut boobs and they are fake. But if the are a little droopy, they are real." My brother-in-law was like and you are an expert on this since when...of course I'm expecting to get blamed but my sister said there was no time because Allie came right in with a comment of her own. Anthony is 10 and Allie is 5. Here were her thoughts on the subject. "Momma's boobs are really droppy so they must be extra real!!" I about died...you see she didn't say droopy like Anthony...no she said droppy even better. Of course my poor sister wanted to just die in front of Anthony's friends but she couldn't quit laughing long enough to do so.

I told you they were entertaining creatures. So ladies...enjoy your coconut boobs or your droopy/droppy boobs...whichever may fit you best!!